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COST OF SMELLING

It was raining heavily and a school boy had taken shelter in front of a fruit shop.  The Shop keeper was cutting a big and smelling jack fruit.  The boy was watching   When the shop keeper finished cutting he stored in a glass jar.  The boy asked the rate and the shop keeper quoted exorbitant rate.  The boy did not buy it.  The rain had stopped and the boy was about to quit the shop when the Shop-keeper demanded atleast a small amount for taking the smell of the jack fruit.  The boy replied in the same language by shaking the pocket containing few coins.  Can you hear the coins making sound in my pocket ?  This is the price for the smell I took from the jack fruit and went.

INVOLVEMENT IN WORK

I was working in HMT.  Our boss was The Controller of Accounts, a most sincere and very good person.  I was a new to the Department.  But I had a very good zeal in learning the new things.  Once a statement had to sent to our Head Office.  I was doing it and he had stood behind me watching what I was doing.  After few minutes he asked me how long does it take for completion.  I looked at my watch and said "Sir before lunch I will give"  So he went back to his chamber.  within few minutes the siren was blowing when everybody except myself rushed for lunch.  After the lunch giving me additional 30 minutes of grace also he asked whether my watch had stopped- because I had committed before lunch.  By coincidence the statement had finished and I went to his chamber and gave it to him.  The Controller asked-  You said before lunch - I replied I have not yet gone for lunch.  He folded the statement advising me to finish th...

JOKES

1]  Once an elephant is to be operated.  Six doctors started and finished the operation.  But before the elephant is injected to get back consciousness the six doctors counted all the items they had taken for operation because we have heard a lot about the missing items like scissor, bandage cloth inside body.  These doctors counted and ensured they have taken all the materials from the body.  Now they injected the elephant but realised that they had left a doctor inside.  One doctor suggested let us give enema so that he will come out from the rectum.

SINCERITY

Sincerity comes from practice only.

MONEY IS IN EVERYTHING

Once an Indian was travelling in a train.  Opposite to him was seated a foreigner.   In a particular station the train stopped for few minutes.  The hawkers rushed into the train for selling the items  and one such item was sugar cane pieces. The Indian traveler purchased the sugar cane pieces and foreigner sitting opposite to did  also purchase.  The Indian after biting and sucking started throwing the husk outside the window.  But the foreigner opened his hand kerchief and spitting the husk into it.  The Indian traveller felt bad about the foreigner  who afterwards prepared a garland from the husk, painted it beautifully and sold it for a costly price.  The Indian traveller did now realise that he too could have sold by making garland out of the husk.www.digital profit coursedigital profit coursedigital profit course

True and sincere

A farmer in a village was badly in need of money for meeting some medical expenses.  He had agricultural land and he decided to sell it for meeting medical expenses.  He got another farmer who was willing to purchase the same and the price was decided.  The sale deed was prepared covering all the usual contents including one clause that the buyer can enjoy the peaceful possession and any hidden treasures will become the property of the buyer.  The sale deed was registered and the seller got the money also.  After few years the buyer while ploughing the land found a vessel containing gold ornaments.  He immediately took the same and rushed to the seller's house and requested him to accept the treasure.  But the seller said "you read the sale deed properly".  It clearly states the treasure belongs to you.  But the buyer denied and started embarrassing the seller. The seller having becoming angry on the buyer rushed to the king and appraised ...

THE GOD GIVES AND FORGIVES, BUT THE MAN GETS AND FORGETS

The god has created the world with 84 lakhs of creatures.  Starting from big elephant to the smallest ant he has made this earth.  For these creatures he created food and job for their achievement.  For example - for the elephant it eats eats the green plants and does the job of lifting the huge weighing logs, but the ant eats small things like pieces of jogger y  or crystals of sugar etc. and does small jobs.  Once the elephant mocked at ant and said.  I do not understand why the god created you and I do not understand the usefulness of the job you are doing and to whom.  The ant felt humiliated and prayed god for the solution.  The god advised the ant to enter the trunk of the elephant.  The ant entered and started biting inside the trunk and the elephant started crying.  With all its efforts the elephant could not kick out the ant from  its trunk and could not resist.  Now the god asked the ant to give relief the elephant...