JOKES

1]  Once an elephant is to be operated.  Six doctors started and finished the operation.  But before the elephant is injected to get back consciousness the six doctors counted all the items they had taken for operation because we have heard a lot about the missing items like scissor, bandage cloth inside body.  These doctors counted and ensured they have taken all the materials from the body.  Now they injected the elephant but realised that they had left a doctor inside.  One doctor suggested let us give enema so that he will come out from the rectum.


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